HIGH TIDE and FAZED COOKIES
As Stone-aged folk both old and possibly even new prepare to get all Sticky this summer over the band’s latest farewell tour and/or big-boxed archive bonanza, may I ever so humbly direct willing eyes and ears in a couple’a different directions? As in two brand new/old DVD releases specially made for all December's remaining children.
One package comprises four – or six if you spring for the Deluxe edition – complete (with commercials even!) Rolling Ed Sullivan Shows remastered from those once-Swinging Sixties themselves. And, on much the opposite end of the musico-historical scale, a long-rumored and ultimately shelved (because, as director Lynn Lenau recalls, "they thought they looked too old") semi-low-budget 16mm film of a typical Stones show from their S.E.A.T. (as in "Seventy Eight American Tour") supporting the just-released "back-to-basics" Some Girls long-player is also available to own on DVD, Blu-ray and/or "Special Edition with CD digipack presentation including a reproduction tour program" (included on all configurations however, it should be noted, is the band’s (in)famous 1978 Saturday Night Live appearance starring Dan Aykroyd as Tom Snyder).
SULLIVAN: CBS Television Studio 50, New York, New York and CBS Television City, Los Angeles, California.
SULLIVAN: Six Sunday nights between October 25, 1964 and November 23, 1969.
ROLLING STONES' ALIAS:
SULLIVAN: England's Newest Hit Makers.
SULLIVAN: Lipton Tea, Pillsbury, Dove soap, Anacin, Easy-On Spray Starch, Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, Lux Liquid, The Man From Glad, Geritol ("America's #1 tonic"), Aqua
Velva, Aero Shave, Aero Wax, Burlington Mid-Length Socks, Infra-Rub, Lees Carpets, Polaroid Corporation, Pacquin Cold Cream, Ben-Gay Lotion, FTD Florists, Sleep-Eze ("when you can't sleep because tension has you all wound up"), Sominex ("if you can't sleep because of simple nervous tension or daily problems"), Vivarin Stimulant Tablets ("Give yourself a lift!"), ProSlim 7-day
reducing wafers, Norelco, Cheesecake nylons (yes, cheesecake), Hai Karate After Shave and Cologne, Juan Valdez's 100% Colombian Coffee, Teflon II Certified Cookware, and Zerex anti-leak anti-freeze.
SULLIVAN: Giant cheese wheels, ironic dripping chandeliers, orange then blue screen, purple and (paint it) black screen, psychedelic rib cages and lots of reflective foil.
SULLIVAN: London Lee, Itzhak Perlman, Stiller and (RIP) Meara, Peg Leg (really!) Bates,
Laurence Harvey, The Kim Sisters, The Berosinis, Phyllis Diller, Morecambe and Wise, Leslie Uggams, Gitta Morelly, Dusty Springfield, Tom Jones, Totie Fields, The Half Brothers, Señor Wences, Les Olympiades, Eddie Schaeffer, Hal Holbrook, The Romanian Folk Ballet, Sandy Baron, The Muppets (twice! ), Franco Corelli and Renata Tebaldi, Louis Armstrong, Joan Rivers, Robert Goulet, Red Skelton, The Michael Bennett Dancers, Flip Wilson, Petula Clark, Monroe the Acrobat, "this group of forty-four nuns from the Convent of the Sisters of Saint Benedict in Erie – that's Erie, Pennsylvania, of course" aka Sisters ’67, Alan King, Rodney Dangerfield, Ella Fitzgerald, Robert Klein, "from the Hawthorne Circus, an amazing tiger riding a horse," the even more amazing Lucho Navarro (who impersonates motor cars with his mouth) and, of course, Topo Gigio.
SULLIVAN: "And now [pause] singing [pause] singing Time on my si- [pause] Time On My Side [pause] The Rolling [pause] Stones!"
SULLIVAN: Merry Clayton, vocals, "Gimme Shelter" (but you can't see her; you can only hear her).
SULLIVAN: Brian Jones, guitar, bottleneck, sitar, dulcimer, recorder, piano.
SULLIVAN: Singing "Let's Spend Some Time Together" under Ed's strict orders.
NUMBER OF TIMES CHARLIE WATTS SMILES:
NUMBER OF TIMES BILL WYMAN MOVES:
GREATEST HITS PERFORMED:
SULLIVAN: "The Last Time," "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction," "As Tears Go By," "19th
Nervous Breakdown," "Paint It, Black," "Lady Jane," "Have You Seen Your
Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadow?," "Ruby Tuesday," "Gimme Shelter,"
"Honky Tonk Women."
GREATEST HITS IGNORED:
SULLIVAN: "Street Fighting Man," "Under My Thumb," "Sympathy For The Devil," "Mother's Little Helper," "Get Off Of My Cloud," "2000 Light Years From Home,"
NUMBER OF MINUTES ON STAGE:
SULLIVAN: Six-and-a-half to twelve (per appearance).
SULLIVAN: well, It's important to remember that eight months before the Stones' debut appearance there, The Beatles were paid a total of only $10,000 for their first THREE Ed Sullivan Shows.
SULLIVAN (in a message to Stones co-manager Eric Easton following the band's first Ed
Sullivan Show): “We were deluged with mail protesting the untidy appearance, clothes and hair, of your Rolling Stones. Before even discussing the possibility
of a contract, I would like to learn from you, Eric, whether your young men have
reformed in matter of dress and shampoo.”