APRIL 2005 ISSUE

New Michael Jackson CDs:
Covering the Beatles catalogue?


Due to declining sales in recent years to his original material, Michael Jackson will be taking advantage of the fact that he owns the Beatles song catalogue for his newest release - a "tribute" album of his interpretations of songs from The Beatle "Let It Be” album.

This is also a ploy to offset his court costs for his legal troubles involving child molestation - as well as making one last ditch effort to raise some money before he has to sell his Beatles song catalogue.


Although the CDs have not been released yet, we do have an advance copy of the CD artwork. Additionally, an insider reports that he will change some of the lyrics to represent his current legal situation.

Here is a segment of "Legal-Ease" (to the tune of The Beatles "Let It Be"):

"Legal-Ease"
When I find myself in legal trouble
Jesse Jackson’s telling me
Find a hot-shot lawyer, Legal-ease.
With Johnny Cochran gone now
I wonder who will defend me?
Confusing all the jury with Legal-ease.

Legal-ease, Legal-ease
Legal-ease, Legal-ease
Hoping for acquital, Legal-ease.

And of course the follow up will be, "Let Me Be...Naked":

No word yet on whether Jackson will “re-do” any other classic Beatles albums.

DISCLAIMER: Yes, this is a PARODY! Michael has not released any Beatles tribute albums...YET!