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The year is 2119. While constant change is a cardinal rule in the world of rock 'n roll, there is one thing that you can take as a "given" - and that is a new Rolling Stones tour!

Sponsored by AARP and SUPER POLIGRIP, the HANDICAP ACCESS TOUR is blazing across America. Gone is the traditional Rolling Stones tongue logo and in its place is a tongue peering through a set of dentures!

Now the question is: who will be the longest surviving touring rock band? The title is still up for grabs between the Rolling Stones, The Monkees, The Who, and The Mike Love-led Beach Boys (Mike Love now performs with a walker as well!).

DISCLAIMER: Yes, this is yet another PARODY!
I hope Mick and "Keef" don't get pissed cause I still love those guys!