EAR CANDY MAG - DEC 2023

Then ...and Now

by Gary Pig Gold

Uh-oh! It’s that time of year again. When what remains of the recorded music industry lead their latest cash cows to market in the form of big boxed bonanzas aimed straight at each boomer’s credit card.

Yep, 2023 has just seen assorted Special Collectors Limited Exclusive Deluxe Super Editions from The Who, New Order, Elvis and Burt, Budokan Bob, Bananarama … and naturally that most super special deluxe band of ’em all, John Paul George and sometimes Ringo. But having left behind a mere 213 morsels of Ear Candy during a career that ended over a half-century ago, there’s definitely a finite number of ways to slice ‘n’ dice the moptops’ extremely limited audio legacy. Unless, of course, Peter Jackson and his artificial intelligentsia manage to acquire any more of the late Lennon’s boombox cassettes from which to cobble brand new [sic!] Beatles recordings. Perish, as opposed to cherish the thought.

Nevertheless, after three thorough listens to the Fabs’ allegedly New and Improved Red and Blue compilations, beneath the finest headphones here in Gold Sty Studio, I have ranked each album’s combined contents, in descending order, primarily as to just how successful the 2023 re- and/or de-mixes of each sound to me. As opposed to how much I’ve actually enjoyed listening to a particular song itself over lo the many decades. Got it?

Here goes then. And your mileage may vary, of course. And I even kinda hope it does…

75. Now And Then

74. Oh! Darling

73. The Long And Winding Road

72. Blackbird

71. Let It Be

70. Tomorrow Never Knows

69. Get Back

68. The Fool On The Hill

67. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

66. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

65. Hey Jude

64. Back In The U.S.S.R.

63. Old Brown Shoe

62. Dear Prudence

61. I Feel Fine

60. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

59. Glass Onion

58. Nowhere Man

57. While My Guitar Gently Weeps

56. Ticket To Ride

55. Hey Bulldog

54. Eight Days A Week

53. All My Loving

52. I Am The Walrus

51. The Ballad Of John And Yoko

50. Lady Madonna

49. Eleanor Rigby

48. Yesterday

47. Don’t Let Me Down

46. All You Need Is Love

45. Something

44. Octopus’s Garden

43. You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away

42. In My Life

41. Drive My Car

40. If I Needed Someone

39. Help!

38. Here, There And Everywhere

37. A Day In The Life

36. Girl

35. Got To Get You Into My Life

34. With A Little Help From My Friends

33. Hello, Goodbye

32. Here Comes The Sun

31. Penny Lane

30. Across The Universe

29. Taxman

28. Yellow Submarine

27. Come Together

26. I Me Mine

25. I’m Only Sleeping

24. I Want You (She’s So Heavy)

23. I Want To Hold Your Hand

22. Love Me Do

21. Within You Without You

20. She Loves You

19. And I Love Her

18. Paperback Writer

17. We Can Work It Out

16. Revolution

15. This Boy

14. Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)

13. Day Tripper

12. Michelle

11. Strawberry Fields Forever

10. A Hard Day’s Night

9. You Really Got A Hold On Me

8. You Can’t Do That

7. Magical Mystery Tour

6. Can’t Buy Me Love

5. Roll Over Beethoven

4. Twist And Shout

3. I Saw Her Standing There

2. Please Please Me

and my Absolute Fab Fave 2023 incarnation?

None other than…

1. From Me To You

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