The recent news of the sale of Abbey Road Studios for $10 million had many worried. What will become of this hallowed institution of Rock 'N Roll? But, not to worry...financial moguls were swift to draw up plans for a new ABBEY ROAD CASINO-HOTEL!

Now you can gamble away in the huge expanse of studio two - to be turned into a full-service casino. Stay the night in one of the luxurious suites, enjoying many of the ameneties of your historical visit. Enjoy Sgt. Pepper steaks - or the Octopus' Garden seafood salad in the 24-hour, full-service buffet. Dance the night away in our Beatles-Karaoke ballroom. Get your complimentary photo of yourself crossing the new re-vamped Abbey Road crossway on a segway. You will carry your memories of your visit forever - a splendid time is guaranteed for all!

Above: Even the famous crosswalk gets a new look.

Above: The staff and the concierges all wearing Sgt. Pepper uniforms of course!

DISCLAIMER: Yes, this is yet another PARODY!