OCTOBER 2005 ISSUE

New Jim Morrison movie: "BIG FAT DEAD GUY IN A BATHTUB"
Starring Denis Leary as Ray Manzarek


You've heard his comedy routines…
You've seen his movies...
You've seen his TV dramas…
Now see Denis Leary in his most controversial role so far…

As Ray Manzarek of The Doors as he tells the TRUE story of Jim Morrison as only Denis Leary can!

Regarding Jim Morrison, Denis Leary said it best in 1993:

"Let me tell you something. We need a two and a half hour movie about the Doors? Folks, no we don't. I can sum it up for you in five seconds, ok. I'm drunk. I'm nobody. I'm drunk. I'm famous. I'm drunk. I'm fucking dead. There's the whole movie, ok!? Big fat dead guy in a bath tub, there's your title for you."
- DENIS LEARY NO CURE FOR CANCER

Now you can see the new uncensored documentary of the TRUE story of Jim Morrison! The director's cut 45-minute DVD of "BIG FAT DEAD GUY IN A BATHTUB" DVD will be available on November 23, 2005.

DISCLAIMER: Yes, this is yet another PARODY!