Not many know of Dave Matthews' plan for world domination! Here is documented proof that he intends to pussify rock 'n roll itself, making it into a mindless, frat-boy genre!

Above: Dave's early years.

Above: It's MY party and I'll cry if I want to...

Above: The plan is SET...

Above: Plan set it motion...

Above: Today frat-boys, tommorrow the world!

DISCLAIMER: Yes, this is yet another PARODY!